Whenever anybody tells you something about themselves, respond with an incredulous, “In this economy?”
do you ever want to talk to someone but they’re too perfect
Sondheim Actress-
noun- An actor or actress who exhibits brills singing and acting skills, but should never be seen at a dance call.
“I don’t know why they sent me in for “A Chorus Line”, I’m poster-child for Sondheim Actresses.”
BYRON PROBABLY TAPPED THATHe pops his collar and the bitches holler.
It really fucking doesn’t.
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I saw Elaine Paige.
Only one song but it was Elaine Paige.
Ron Raines & Victoria Clark sing “Too Many Mornings” in L.A.
Guys you don’t understand.
This doesn’t do it justice.
It was perfect.
Victoria Clark sings “In Buddy’s Eyes” in L.A.
Bitches are jealous.
I saw this.
Her dress was so perfect.
Too Many Mornings was too perfect.
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bon appetit actually comes from the latin, boner appetite, meaning “hungry for that dick meat”
FALSE. It ACTUALLY comes from the French “bon” meaning “good” “appetit” meaning “appetite”. I live in south Louisiana where Creole French is spoken and I have French heritage. My grandfather used to say this to me before every meal.
still funny
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