(Source: oldbucksicle)

18/04/14 ◔ 21912

yasserkhan:

Its amazing what a man wearing a suit can do to a woman’s hormones

09:59PM ◔ 3850
09:58PM ◔ 403715

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

(Source: iamsavingtheuniverse)

09:56PM ◔ 140775

weapens:

"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"

*the demon possessing my body blushes*

09:54PM ◔ 359949

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

09:42AM ◔ 149463

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

09:32AM ◔ 84793

“You’re a drug addict.”
"I’m a drug… I love drug, pills, especially downers… and they never let me down.”

(Source: mrsmerylstreep)

09:31AM ◔ 94

blackculture:

Congressman Bobby Rush dons a hoodie in support of Treyvon Martin, violating House dress code. 

09:30AM ◔ 217500

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

09:28AM ◔ 163922

northclackitback:

How did this not win a fucking Oscar

(Source: materiajunkie)

09:26AM ◔ 225924

93044:

This is the saddest commercial I’ve ever seen in my life

09:25AM ◔ 268106
14/04/14 ◔ 40267

libroslunae:

actualucifer:

garlicbreadsticks:

I bet satan greets you with the “hey hey hey” from blurred lines

I most certainly do not

Even Satan has more respect than Robin Thicke

11:05AM ◔ 118857

libroslunae:

actualucifer:

garlicbreadsticks:

I bet satan greets you with the “hey hey hey” from blurred lines

I most certainly do not

Even Satan has more respect than Robin Thicke

11:05AM ◔ 118857